I Was Proposed By A Villain
I witnessed a murder scene of a villain. To make matters worse, he caught me. I think I hear the sound of death beckoning. He approaches me, his hand in his coat. I wonder what he’s reaching for.
A knife? A gun? I guess it doesn’t matter. There’s only one thing I can think of now.
“I’m going to die.”
I wasn’t expecting what he pulled out of his coat.
“Will you marry me?”